On October 31, 1998, Eric Bottler reunites with his old high
school buddies Linus, Hutch, Windows, and Zoe at a Halloween party. There is
tension between Bottler and his old friends, due to Bottler being the only one
that matured since high school. Bottler, now a car salesman at his father's
dealership, finds that his friends have not changed a bit since high school:
the number one thing they still have in common is their love of Star Wars.
The gang expresses their anticipation for the latest installment to the
franchise, The Phantom Menace. Linus
proposes an idea that Bottler and he had been plotting since they were
children, to infiltrate Skywalker
Ranch and steal a rough cut of
the film, but Bottler dismisses it.
The next day, Hutch and Windows meet Bottler at work and
inform him that Linus is dying from cancer. The doctors estimate that he only
has roughly four months to live; Episode I comes out in six. To make
peace with his former best friend, Bottler decides to go through with their
plan and infiltrate Skywalker Ranch. The four begin their trip to Texas, where
they have to meet Rogue Leader, a girl Windows is having an online relationship
with, for information on getting into the Ranch. While on the road, Hutch
decides to take a detour to Riverside,
Iowa (the future birthplace of Captain
James T. Kirk) in an attempt to start a fight with some Trekkies. Hutch
gets his wish after attacking a Trekkie by the name of Admiral Seasholtz in
retaliation to Seasholtz calling Han Solo a
bitch, to which Hutch responds by running down their statue of Captain Kirk and Khan.
The boys' van breaks down and they stumble upon a biker bar.
Once inside they ask for help and a glass of water that costs $100. Hutch,
refusing to pay, tries to pass himself off as a tough guy who just got out of
prison, only to discover that they are in a gay bar. In order to pay for the
drink they are forced to become the "midnight entertainment" and
strip to the music of Menudo, which goes terribly wrong when Hutch displays
his one testicle. They are saved by a man named "The Chief," who
fixes their van after they pass out from eating guacamole laced with peyote. He gives a
bag of it to Linus as a parting gift.
After arriving in Texas, Windows meets Rogue Leader, who to
his horror is a 10-year-old girl. The group is then assaulted by her uncle, Harry
Knowles, who beats up Windows and tells him to never talk to his niece
again. After explaining their situation, Harry quizzes them to prove they are
true fanboys, then gives them information on one of his contacts that knows how
to successfully enter Skywalker Ranch. They are told to meet Harry's contact in Las Vegas,
but on their way there they are arrested for fleeing a police vehicle and
possession of peyote. Zoe arrives to bail them out of jail, and - having
traveled halfway across the country to get them - insists on accompanying them
on their journey. Eric is reluctant to continue when the judge (Billy Dee Williams) gives him a message from his
father to come home or lose his job, but the others convince him to carry on by
calling the journey their "Death Star", the one great thing that will
live with them forever. Once in Vegas, Hutch and Windows attempt to have sex
with some girls while Bottler and Linus go to meet Harry's contact. They are
shocked to find that his contact is none other than William
Shatner, who gives them the information they need and leaves. As they leave
they are attacked by Seasholtz and his Trekkie friends, who were attending a Star Trek convention
in the same hotel. Meanwhile, Hutch and Windows discover that the girls they
were with are escort girls and flee when their angry pimp wants
them to pay up.
The group escapes their adversaries but Linus is injured in the
process. When taken to the hospital, Linus is informed by a doctor (Carrie
Fisher) that he must return home for the sake of his health. When the group
feels the situation has become hopeless, Eric refuses to give up on their plan
and manages to inspire the gang to continue, reminding them that Star Wars means
very much not just to Linus, but to all of them. The group leaves the hospital
and eventually makes it to Skywalker Ranch. Shortly after breaking into the
ranch and marveling at the collection of original props and costumes used in
the films, they are discovered by security guards and are caught after a brief
chase. The Head of Security tells them of their impending doom when he receives
a phone call from George Lucas himself. Lucas tells him that he
will drop all charges if they can prove to him that they are "fanboys".
The five are individually quizzed, including questions designed to show that
they do not know much about the opposite sex (of which only Zoe is able to
answer), after which the Head of Security confirms that they are fanboys and
Lucas drops all charges. Being aware of Linus's illness, Lucas allows him to
watch the film alone while his friends wait outside. After the film ends,
Bottler joins his friends around a campfire and mends his friendship with
Linus. Weeks later, Linus dies of his illness.
On May 19, 1999, Bottler, Windows and Zoe emerge from their
tent they used to camp out in while waiting in line for the first showing of Episode
I. Bottler has followed his and Linus's dream by becoming a comic book artist,
Hutch has finally started his own detailing
business, and Windows and Zoe are now in a relationship. Hutch arrives at
the theater with beers he smuggled in, which they use to toast Linus's memory.
Just before the film starts, Bottler comments, "What if it sucks?"
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